Monday, September 27, 2010

Disneyland Withdrawls

I have this theory:

Disney puts something in the water. There is an addictive drug that they put in the water of almost all their rides at Disneyland. Have you ever noticed that over half of the rides require you to get wet, or have water or mist that splashes and/or sprays you? Have you ever noticed that those rides have a distinct smell? Pirates of the Carribean in particular is notorious for this; furthermore it's the shortest wait time, and a "must-ride", a perfect setup to get a lot of people exposed to their drug throughout the whole day. Disney must have an addictive drug in the water that is absorbed through the skin, and they are exposing everyone to it! This is the only way so many people could be such die-hard Disney fans. The more you visit Disneyland, the more fanatical and addicted you become. It's the only way!

36 comments:

  1. Next time I go I'll get a water sample and let you bros know.
    Nice post bro!

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  2. I love the images on this blog, really. Now following.

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  3. bah i havent been there in like 10 years, thanks for all the great comments on my blog, I hope you continue to check it out!

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  4. lol, i wouldn't doubt it!

    Check out vigilantcitizen.com for some interesting opinions on things similar.

    Good blog!

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  5. i haven't been there since i was a kid but i guess ill have to find out

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  6. I find that the Disneyland has an adverse affect on me. The more I went there, the less I wanted to go again.

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  7. Probably true. I've only been to Disneyland once, and I hate Disneyland.

    Even if not true, I feel like Disney's getting a larger and larger grip on the younger generations. The little kids now are actually known as the "Disney Generation."

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  8. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  9. Never really though about that at all when I was at Disneyland. Kind of scary theory.

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  10. Lmaooo im loving the disney theorism here, you never know what goes on behind corporate doors...

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  11. Hey, I'm back from the dead! Come and visit my blog!

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  12. Actually, Epic Mickey looks pretty awesome, and Warren Spector knows what the hell he's doing on top of being a total Disney addict.

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  13. I believe it! I've always thought disney was up to something devious

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  14. Hahaha what a researched theory xD

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  15. Does this drug also make you hate jews? Then it would make sense because Walt was a huge anti-semitist (or whatever it's called in English)

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  16. great blog :)

    followin

    http://chilltimeitis.blogspot.com/

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  17. Haha I totally believe it. Nothing else explains the insanity we often see at Disney parks. :P

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  18. this is one of my more favorite blog posts from you :)

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  19. Disney LOL!
    May The FORCE Be With You!

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  20. I will never look at miockey the same agin

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  21. Now Disney will corrupt Marvel.

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  22. Maybe all of us should drink the water and see what happens. And btw Mickey looks like a meth tweaker in that

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