I have this theory:
Disney puts something in the water. There is an addictive drug that they put in the water of almost all their rides at Disneyland. Have you ever noticed that over half of the rides require you to get wet, or have water or mist that splashes and/or sprays you? Have you ever noticed that those rides have a distinct smell? Pirates of the Carribean in particular is notorious for this; furthermore it's the shortest wait time, and a "must-ride", a perfect setup to get a lot of people exposed to their drug throughout the whole day. Disney must have an addictive drug in the water that is absorbed through the skin, and they are exposing everyone to it! This is the only way so many people could be such die-hard Disney fans. The more you visit Disneyland, the more fanatical and addicted you become. It's the only way!